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It’s all about love — and danger. These cute, funny, and dangerous greeting cards will ignite your Valentine’s day or other adventure. The cards are printed on premium heavyweight 5.5 x 4.25 inch textured notecards and include a mailing envelope. They are blank inside.
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| Valentine’s Day Card Three-Pack ($6.50) $6.50 for three cards. Get one of each Valentine’s card. (If you want another combination, let me know in the “comments” field when you check out.) |
Individual Cards |
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| You’re a Catch ($2.50) | Venn Doin’ it ($2.50) | Monster in Love ($2.50) |
| Based on You’re a Catch | Based on Venn Doin’ it | Based on Apartment Love |
Shipping: Greeting Cards will be shipped by First Class US Mail from Washington, DC. The cost is $1 per mailing of up to 3 cards. International shipping is an extra $1 per three cards. If you need something really fast, contact me and maybe together, we can make it happen.
Requests: If there’s a comic on my site you’d love to see on a greeting card, please let me know and I will try to get it printed for you. If you want a custom message printed inside of a greeting card and mailed to your friend, loved one, or enemy, request it in the “comments” field when you check out. I’ll contact you if I have questions about your special greeting. (Extra charges may apply if your order is too complicated. I’m not big on censorship but I will nix messages if I have a good reason to.)
Payments & Security: Payments are processed securely through PayPal.
What about e-cards? You can send a free e-card of any cartoon on my website … stroll through the archives and check it out.
Questions? Contact me here.












