Weak drink

Brunchtime

Ask me anything about brunch. (Originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.)

Thanksgiving Shooters

Thanksgiving is a day of Thanks and booze! Originally appeared in my Cosmopolitan weekly.

How to Find Your Beer

Originally appeared in my Cosmopolitan weekly comic.

Juice Cleanse

True story about doing a juice cleanse. This originally appeared in Cosmopolitan.

The Most Requested Emoji

The Martini

what does your martini say about you? other than "hey, I can hold a saucer full of booze without spilling!" of course...

Surprise, another comic about booze! Originally appeared in Cosmopolitan.

Eat, drink, and be merry …

Growing up is admitting to yourself that those late night cheese fries you hardly remember eating are probably not what made you sick this morning

I make so many hangover comics that Alka-Seltzer should probably hire me onto their advertising department....

Drink the best …

I do not speak Spanish very well, but I would definitely try the El Barato

One of my personal drinking mantras. Warning: I give horrible drinking advice when I’m drinking. Note:...

Your Beer Drinking Speed

As explained in this helpful chart, capes make excellent beer drinking accessories.

Happy 5th of July! Here’s one for us beer drinkers :) Also I still have some...

Competitive Eating

Never, ever do a Google image search for "competitive eating" while eating. Trust me.

Here is the sort of mantra you may find written on my chalkboard after a good...

Good Karma Drinking Tip

Think of all the sick children you're helping. Now think of how they can help you get drunk.

This is also a Great Recession Drinking Tip. Disclaimer: Don’t do this.

The Drink

F. Scott Fitzgerald knew how to treat a drink

Here’s one of my favorite F. Scott Fitzgerald quotes, illustrated. Those of you who’ve seen the...

my hangover cure

Fourteen hours of sleep and I'm ready to party for the remaining ten hours of the day

Here’s my top secret hangover cure. My photoshop is a little broken or else I might...

2010 Hangovers

2010 Hangovers: Here in DC, the Tea Party demonstrators give us the enviable opportunity to hate on conservatives AND tourists at the same time

I’ve made my share of hangover comics, so I thought I’d do a vaguely autobiographical hangover...

Follow That Booze

You may be familiar with Follow That Bird. Or perhaps you are familiar with booze. This...

Monster Hangovers

Choose your very own :)

The Desert

Morning After

Based on a true story.

Whiskey Pong

I love playing with my booze as much as the next girl, but I’ve always been...

breakup fiesta

Ironic relationship, tragic breakup.

Weight Loss for Slackers

Hangover Bloopers

Play Place Pub

It beats McDonalds. From a moleskin in September 2007.