Ideas are those rude next door neighbors who come home the middle of the night and keep you awake throwing wild parties that you could not possibly enjoy because you are already in bed and too tired anyway after your own long humdrum day of not actually accomplishing much.

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What keeps the city the never sleeps up all night?

I’ve tried counting sheep to fall asleep. It doesn’t work for me anymore, so I try to fall asleep imagining other things now — like what would happen if the USS Enterprise found Lord Voldemort in space? That one worked a few times.

If you don’t get this joke perhaps you should go to bed :)