• Michael

    How’s the beer going to get above room temperature?

    • Being held in your warm, nuzzling hands.

  • rika

    This is why I prefer wine. Small glasses that stay cool. Not cold, mind you, but cooler than your mouth.
    Takes the edge off of dying every couple weeks.

  • Stephen

    Trying to downgrade from stuntman to Easy Rider. Stuck at Party Person.