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Please keep your children safe at night from the scourge of atheism
From a moleskin in September 2007.

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15 comments

1. The atheist says:

   September 3, 2010 at 12:13 am

   YOU FAIL
2. admin says:

   September 3, 2010 at 12:13 am

   It appears your powers of analysis have failed to notice that this is a humor website and a satirical cartoon?

   YOU FAIL
3. dis guy says:

   June 7, 2009 at 3:04 am

   Admin…WIN
4. sheribomb says:

   June 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm

   lol. I definitely agree with dis guy. Humorless atheists make the rest of us look bad.
5. Mark says:

   August 7, 2009 at 11:02 am

   This is totally unfair and completely ludicrous. As an atheist I’m offended. I wear tight pants to make others feel inadequate, I take them OFF to attract other heathens for casual homosexual sex. GET YOUR DAMN FACTS STRAIGHT!!
6. me says:

   September 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm

   i dont like this one at all the others are funny but this ones not, and being a gay atheist i take a tad bit of offence.. dw tho, the others are good.
7. Tyler says:

   October 4, 2009 at 12:05 pm

   People are flaming this drawing too much. As an atheist, I’d say this is a pretty accurate depiction of how most people view atheists. Also I chuckled a bit, keep up the good work :]
8. dane says:

   January 25, 2010 at 10:32 am

   i am a gay atheist and i do wear tight pants!
9. Elephants in the forest says:

   February 7, 2010 at 6:53 am

   i’d say it’s accurate, especially the part about the horns
10. aubrey says:

    May 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    some of the people who left comments here may have gone a bit far. while i can see why people would be offended by this i’m pretty sure the person who created this meant this as a joke, it may not even reflect their opinions. i’m a lesbian and an atheist but i can still see the funny side of this.
11. Coral says:

    May 24, 2010 at 9:44 am

    I find this drawing really fun, and for everyone who think isn’t a satyrical analyse of the vision of atheist by the very straight believer but an insult, open your f*cking mind
12. Pete says:

    May 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    I want to have sadistic gay sex with this cartoon… and I want her to call me Heysoos on a bed that mysteriously looks like what everyone will see when they think of heaven. cheers.
13. Atheist says:

    June 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Epic Fail!
    I’m sick of all people who are dumb enough to think that Atheists are Satanic. Shame on you.
14. Darryl A(theist)yo says:

    June 4, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Oh my goodness!

    Thank you for this helpful guide! I will print out several copies for the ladies at the office!
15. MegWes says:

    June 16, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    I don’t see the trouble everyone is having with this. It’s a joke. Get over it. If it’s not true then why does it bother you so much? Jesus. (pardon the pun)